I found this sweater while browsing the online store of a shop I'm sure you'll all recognize.
It was so horrible I had to zoom in for a close up. Are the shoulders really covered in orange fur?
Why, yes. Yes, they are.
I realized this deserved further investigation. So while on a recent trip to the mall I found the sweater in question in, what I believe, is an even uglier colorway, and tried it on for you, my dear readers. This is the depth of love I feel for you!
It's worse than I thought. And so heavy. I tried to strike a pose in which I looked horrified by the sweater but instead I look like I'm yawning. As if to say, "Giant pink, furry-shouldered, cropped sweaters are so last week."