Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

In this week's "The Look on the Model's Face Tells You Everything You Need to Know," we have a very well known designer and a very well known company. How did they not see that this neither vest nor cape nor pullover hybrid is making the model very sad?

She is sad because this sweater adds about 5o pounds to her frame. It makes her shoulders look slumped. It makes her bust look sagged. It makes her stomach look paunched. It makes her arms look constricted. I hope they gave her something more flattering to wear in the rest of the shoot because she is not happy.