Thursday Is for What the Hell Is This?

Guys, I have discovered that we knitters are doing it all wrong. Have you ever spent weeks, maybe even months or years handcrafting a sweater from beautiful yarn? Then you are doing it wrong!

Isabel Marant is here to show you how it's done. Cast on some number of stitches in roughly the width of a human body in some cotton yarn with enormous needles. Knit for 20 minutes. Repeat, join at the shoulders and waist then add fringe.

Then charge people $470 for it.

Ka-pow.

Dunzo.