A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

February 23, 2006

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

I can always count on Berocco on a lazy Thursday for some truly ugly-ass shit.

Can we all just agree that the sweater dress is dead? Especially the sweater dress with granny square panels and peek-a-boo styling? This pattern is named Delmar which I can only assume is a reference to the main character of Brokeback Mountain. His pain and tragedy are reflected in this design.

Separates, also dead.

Want to add ten inches around your hips? Have I got a design for you!

Or maybe you want to add ten inches everywhere.

Want to be the town slut?

Or Mrs. Roper?

Okay, I could go on like this all day. I better save some for next week.