Meet "Treasure Trousers." Because nothing puts you in a holiday mood like rooting around in a dismembered pilgrim's ass for candy.
But what about Christmas, I hear you say. Don't worry. Santa'a torso has been ripped off and his lower half stuffed with yummy treats! Peanut butter cup, anyone?
They are clearly perfect for any occasion. Who needs a whole baby when you can stuff so many toiletries into one that's been torn in two!
Enjoy!
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The bright side is that none of these have been knit for humans to wear -- yet.
Reminds me of this old favorite:
http://www.amazon.com/What-Scared-Little-Dipper-Books/dp/0679885404
Where do you find these little gems?
O M G.
These are worse than Kazakh Fashion Week. Worse than crocheted snugglies.
They may be the worst things ever.
-- Gretchen
Looks like someone just couldn't seem to get the head and hands right. So why not just leave those parts out, right?
And all done in eye-searing, $1 per pound, might-as-well-be-made-from-plastic-bags acrylic.
Love it!
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