A blog about my life, knitting, and other stuff.

December 2, 2010

Thursdays are for What the Hell is This?

Meet "Treasure Trousers." Because nothing puts you in a holiday mood like rooting around in a dismembered pilgrim's ass for candy.

But what about Christmas, I hear you say. Don't worry. Santa'a torso has been ripped off and his lower half stuffed with yummy treats! Peanut butter cup, anyone?

They are clearly perfect for any occasion. Who needs a whole baby when you can stuff so many toiletries into one that's been torn in two!



Gina said...

The bright side is that none of these have been knit for humans to wear -- yet.

Zeila said...

Reminds me of this old favorite:


Anonymous said...

Where do you find these little gems?

Anonymous said...

O M G.

These are worse than Kazakh Fashion Week. Worse than crocheted snugglies.

They may be the worst things ever.
-- Gretchen

Michelle said...

Looks like someone just couldn't seem to get the head and hands right. So why not just leave those parts out, right?

LeAnn said...

And all done in eye-searing, $1 per pound, might-as-well-be-made-from-plastic-bags acrylic.

MyaStone said...

Love it!