December 2, 2010
Meet "Treasure Trousers." Because nothing puts you in a holiday mood like rooting around in a dismembered pilgrim's ass for candy.
But what about Christmas, I hear you say. Don't worry. Santa'a torso has been ripped off and his lower half stuffed with yummy treats! Peanut butter cup, anyone?
They are clearly perfect for any occasion. Who needs a whole baby when you can stuff so many toiletries into one that's been torn in two!